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why dont you diet ? 30/11/2023
fat guy in locker room shower and guy walks in and asks. "how
long since you seen your dick " fat guy says ... long time guy says "why dont you diet ? fat guy says " why what color is it now ? <br><br>
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please comment
0 Comentarios, 31 Vistas,
22 Votos
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I like my women like I like my coffee 19/10/2023
I send it back for not being hot enough!
2 Comentarios, 35 Vistas,
27 Votos
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Meh 10/10/2023
When did the messenger stop letting new members message
people using points?
0 Comentarios, 30 Vistas,
24 Votos
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The Engagement Ring 9/10/2023
The kinky couples had a long & restless weekend, husband
uses his free hand & pushes his wife's belly in
ward, he said ... "Don't move my love ... I think
I found our engagement ring"... he pulls his wrist
out of her ass... curious, he then said... "This isn't
mine".
0 Comentarios, 16 Vistas,
8 Votos
,0.47 Puntuación
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joke 9/8/2023
question what's better than a dozen roses on a piano
<br><br>
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answer tulips (two lips) on an organ
1 Comentarios, 35 Vistas,
31 Votos
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guaranteed weight loss 4/5/2023
man walking down the street and sees a sign that says guaranteed
weight loss. <br><br>
he goes inside and sees a real beauty at the desk and asks
about the sign and she explains. pay 100.00 and we guarantee 10lbs weight loss in one day.
excited he pays her the money and she instructs him to strip
off his clothes and go into the room with the green door.
inside he finds the most ...
3 Comentarios, 107 Vistas,
35 Votos
,0.95 Puntuación
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The Biker 30/3/2023
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach
when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. <br><br>
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." <br><br>
The Lord said, ...
1 Comentarios, 76 Vistas,
33 Votos
,0.67 Puntuación
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How do you piss off Whinney The Pooh? 8/3/2023
Stick two fingers in his honey
  ...
1 Comentarios, 87 Vistas,
69 Votos
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I flirted with disaster last night 11/12/2022
Now disaster won’t stop texting me.
0 Comentarios, 87 Vistas,
80 Votos
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Succeed 11/10/2022
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until
you do suck seed.
0 Comentarios, 168 Vistas,
150 Votos
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Sperm 3/10/2022
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong
sock this morning.
1 Comentarios, 153 Vistas,
138 Votos
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Give it to me! 3/10/2022
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm
so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she
wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
2 Comentarios, 150 Vistas,
126 Votos
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Sex Tape 25/9/2022
My neighbours just made a sex tape. of course, they don't
know yet.
1 Comentarios, 128 Vistas,
110 Votos
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Fishing 2/8/2022
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
1 Comentarios, 177 Vistas,
153 Votos
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Mobster joke 2/8/2022
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened
criminal.
1 Comentarios, 152 Vistas,
139 Votos
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just coz 26/7/2022
ignore this plz..
1 Comentarios, 52 Vistas,
41 Votos
,0.33 Puntuación
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Any? 14/7/2022
Any funny sex jokes anyone would like to share? I think we
can all use a laugh!
0 Comentarios, 173 Vistas,
159 Votos
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coins 4/7/2022
just for coins
0 Comentarios, 0 Vistas,
0 Votos
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A common theme 26/6/2022
I see a lot of posts for points
0 Comentarios, 152 Vistas,
133 Votos
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A common theme 26/6/2022
I see a lot of posts for points
1 Comentarios, 132 Vistas,
121 Votos
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A common theme 26/6/2022
I see a lot of posts for points
2 Comentarios, 97 Vistas,
85 Votos
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hmm 14/5/2022
for points bcoz im poor
4 Comentarios, 142 Vistas,
115 Votos
,0.08 Puntuación
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Confronting hate 30/3/2022
hi-speed lead posioning is needed. What is the difference
between flying pigs and politicians? The letter F. Three
tampons sitting at a bus stop. What do they say to each other?
Nothing. They’re stuck-up cunts. All the richest people in Congress are Democrats, ever
wonder why?
2 Comentarios, 79 Vistas,
54 Votos
,0.08 Puntuación
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points 15/3/2022
just for points
1 Comentarios, 111 Vistas,
102 Votos
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A laughting motorcycle 16/8/2021
What do you call a laughting motorcycle? <br><br>
A Yamahahaha
5 Comentarios, 213 Vistas,
183 Votos
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Any funny Sex Stories 12/8/2021
Anyone love to share something funny that has occurred
in bed?
2 Comentarios, 159 Vistas,
140 Votos
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Airplanes 11/8/2021
I have a joke about airplanes, but it seems to go over peoples
heads.
2 Comentarios, 169 Vistas,
151 Votos
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SEX Jokes 26/7/2021
Anyone have some funny jokes or stories that have occurred
while in the sack?
0 Comentarios, 119 Vistas,
101 Votos
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JOKERS 5/5/2021
Any funny sex jokes out there?
0 Comentarios, 117 Vistas,
104 Votos
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bad joke 28/4/2021
man walks into a bar.... ouch!
2 Comentarios, 169 Vistas,
136 Votos
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