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likesmatureones 55M
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3/22/2019 4:43 am
I want to be president..tax the rich


I find it humerous that everyone and their mother now wants to be president of the us..

Hell we now have a city mayor that thinks he can win.

So im throwing my hat into the ring...

Why not.. i mean unlike most of the candidates i have nothing in my closet. I didnt sleep my way to the top or take any corporate money, i didnt violate campaign finance rules like a certain latina, i didnt change my name to something
spanish to hide the fact that omg im not a latino., etc

I will simply follow in the footsteps of my new found hero..a humble bartender. She laid the blueprint to my presidency..

I will simply give every group what they want and simply tax the rich 99999999.9 percent to pay for it.

Ill lower the voting age to 6..i mean the sponge bob crowd has to be represented right?

Ill legalize anything that can be taxed.. weed...check...sports betting..check.....check..

Ill pay you to work only 30 hrs a week.

Free healthcare for all and pizza on mondays...i mean mondays suck enough..why not add pizza?

Ill promise term limits on congress and the supreme court.hell ill expand the supreme court to 3,5000 people so every view is represented...well as long as its my view

Ill use my pres powers to write laws that every coropration must have a black..a latino..a female..a gay..a handicapped..a jew..person on its corporate board..
If they can squash all those quotas into one person then god bless them..

I will see to it that the government dumps trillions into green energy and all gas engines will be outlawed..

you will now have to ride a steetcar ( lucky you)..wait is that a homeless person sitting next to you?
Noone will be able to fly either..( except me and al gore..and the pope..
.cause duhh im the pres and you all are just lil farts..wait did i say that out loud?).
..the rest will take street cars to their destinations..including Hawaii.

I will truck in immigrants 24/7 to fullfill my new gov quotas.. i mean this isnt called mexifornia for nothing.
Fuck a wall.. i will not stop until every white person is housing a latino person. If your lucky you will have to house two.
Black people ofcourse will get the shaft again and have to share a latino...you get him m-th..the other family gets him f and the weekends

I will declaire being overweight a disability. You will be able to sue lululemon for not having yoga pants in a size 42.

Finally my fellow americans..i promise to impeach donald trump..( oh wait he'll be out of office..) oh well every other wack job has made this promise

likesmatureones 55M

3/22/2019 4:54 am

Yep leo the candidate for 6 yr old overweight pizza eating latinos that just want to work 30 hrs a week and be represented on the boards of corporate america.

Fuck the rich..this new gun..this democratic Republican socislist wants to eat them.

Hell to round out my ticket im chosing my mentor..AOC as my vp..

God bless America


likesmatureones 55M

3/22/2019 5:49 am



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